Ingravy Train

29Jan07

A bird in the hand is worth flipping at Bush. ~ I need someone to assure me that broth does not come from brothels. ~ Vehicles made from gravy: train, boat. No aircraft? If God intended gravy to fly He would not have put pie in the sky. A gravy jet is not something you [...]

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Relately

25Jan07

When I became a vegetarian I quit eating cold turkey. ~ I like Lance Armstrong but shouldn’t his name be Lance Legstrong? Lance Armstrong would be a great name for an Olympic javelin thrower. ~ I walked a mile in his shoes. I knocked his socks off and sued the pants off him. I made [...]

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