Extrememe

30Dec06

My new year’s resolution is 72 dpi.

Do the keyboards in prison have escape keys?

Whoever made up the word assassin put the word ‘ass’ in there twice. I’ll bet they killed that guy. What was he thinking?

I’m going to put you in a world of Al Hirt. I hope you like trumpet.

FDA now claims cloned beef is safe to eat. My question is did they clone the E. coli? Is it still unsafe to eat?

Fitzgerald’s first draft was called The Lousy Gatsby. In this one Gatsby was gay and had no interest in Daisy at all. He liked some of her clothes. And he called everyone ‘sweetie’ instead of ‘old sport.’ Publisher made him straighten it up.

You can’t actually practice moderation in moderation. It’s really all or nothing. It’s extreme, dude.

You can be average, but you can’t be too average.