Old Anxiety

29Dec06

I cannot tolerate intolerance except for this one instance.

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You have to break a few eggs to make a mayonnaise joke. And for all your trouble the thing’s not even funny. Fucking mayonnaise.

And what kind of family name is Hellman? Their ancestors were from hell? And they want everyone to know? And now they make mayonnaise? You can’t make this stuff up.

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Ironically, the word ubiquitous hardly ever comes up.

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They put the fire alarm switch behind a little glass pane to discourage pranksters from pulling it for kicks. Then they give you a little hammer to break the glass. Are they kidding? That’s like a bonus to a prankster.

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I can wane poetic.

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