Throw Another Blog on the Fire

24Dec06

Astrophysicists do it with black holes.

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I admit I have trouble making commitments, just don’t quote me on that.

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My pugilist hit me up for a raise. I said nice fist. You make that yourself?

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I think my girlfriend is faking her sarcasms. I said you can’t hide your rolling eyes. She said oh yea sure, you are so right. But I don’t think she meant it.

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I finished wrapping my Christmas peasants, but they keep ripping the paper and breaking back out. What’s a Lord and Master to do?

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I have schadenfreudecake. It’s the sick pleasure one gets giving fruitcakes instead of gifts.

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I’m not half bad. But my other half is.

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