Omnibust

18Dec06

I just read a really good bookmark.

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She said don’t flatter yourself. I said yea but if you want something done right.

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I believe that marriage is an affront to the institution of bachelorhood.

Bachelorhood is defined as the union between one man and one compact disc collection. All these heterosexual ‘couples’ insist on flaunting their lifestyle. I’m disgusted by it.

God is a bachelor.

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The good thing about heroin is it’s not a gateway drug.

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I grow weapons grade geraniums.

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I have enough rope.

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